Seriously, no one reviews a baby product like AJ. Especially if it's from some faraway land where you have to unscrew the battery compartment lid backwards and upside down to open it. Australia, I'm looking at you!
In just six minutes, the ultraviolet rays emitted by the Pipila UV pacifier cleaner kill 99.9% of all the germs on your dropped pacifier.
But a pacifier cleaner's no good unless you have it with you when you need it; it's important to keep it with you at all times. The Pipila is grapefruit-sized, good for carrying in a giant diaper bag. Definitely smaller than my current pacifier cleaner, which is 34 inches around the waist with a 32-inch inseam. Khaki, from Banana Republic. Don't leave home without it.