The kid just told me this joke:

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Sun."

"Sun who?"

"Trashcan!"

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I don't get it...

[exactly her point, apparently. -ed.]

kid jokes are awesome

My daughter's first knock-knock joke:

Daughter: knock, knock

Dad: who's there?

Daughter: cat?

Dad: cat who?

Daughter (exclaiming): cat POOP!

Hilarious. This takes me back to when my sister was a tyke (18-year age difference). She loved to create her own variations of the "black and white and red all over" joke, but they made no sense whatsoever.

Last night my 3 y-o, who is just starting to learn nursery rhymes was walking around the house singin' what he thought were the words to Mary had a Little Lamb...
"Larry had a little man, little man..."

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