I just got my copy of Ogden Nash's The Bad Parent's Garden of Verse; it's pretty wordy. But here's one short, sweet, cautionary poem for dadbloggers:
My DaddyI have a funny daddy
Who goes in and out with me
And everything that baby does
My daddy's sure to see,
And everything that baby says,
My daddy's sure to tell.
You must have read my daddy's verse.
I hope he fries in hell.
Fries in hell? Ouch! Lol!