This Similac Sucrose thing has got me going, so I'm off to investigate the scientific and regulatory background of the Baby Formula Industrial Complex.
As soon as I watch this original  1969 version of The Muppets singing Mah-Na Mah-Na which finally turned up on YouTube in English. [Previously, it had only been posted in German.]
 Actually, the original version of "Mah-Na Mah-Na" was from an Italian mondo "documentary" about the outrageous sexual libertinism of Sweden's "pagan body cult." That video's on YouTube, too, the first 1:15 is SFW.]