This new Jeff Gordon umbrella stroller is so authentic, half of NASCAR fans already hate it on principle, and half of them think it's gay.
Fortunately for the home improvement industry, there are Tony Stewart [#20, Home Depot] and Jimmie Johnson [#48, Lowes] models available as well. They'll be for sale at a giant discount retailer near you soon, if they're not already.
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Only the Johnson stroller is available on NASCAR.com at the moment, $25 [store.nascar.com]