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March 2, 2008

Kermit The Totally Washed Up, Whoring Frog Here

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It's not that easy being green
Having to spend each day with total skank photographer Terry Richardson in the shop window of Colette, propped behind something Nylon Magazine calls a "Supreme skate desk," which could be cool, only I have a feeling it's supposed to be a "Supreme skate deck"...

But forget the Nylon poseurs, what the hell is going on with the frog? At this point, let's face facts: the Kermit we knew as children is long gone, reduced to an increasingly pathetic, camera-chasing caricature of his former self. Kermit is the Muppet Danny Bonaduce, the Muppet Flava Flav, desperately clinging to his dwindling reputation with those floppy little arms of his, clocking time until he ends up on VH1's reality TV dissection table.

I guess we should've seen this coming when he pulled that Farrah on Jon Stewart back in '01.

TERRY RICHARDSON + SUPREME + KERMIT [nylonmag.com]
Kermit The Frog on The Daily Show, Feb 13, 2001 [thedailyshow.com]

posted March 2, 2008 4:51 PM | add to del.icio.us | digg this

1 Comment

Yeah, what's up with Kermit? He hasn't been the same since circa 1990... around about the same time his voice changed.

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