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December 31, 2007

I'm One Cadillac Station Wagon Closer To Desperately Wanting One

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You know, when it was the Jackson 5ive's 1971 Cadillac station wagon that I didn't buy, I was fine.

But now that it's this suh-weet 1979 or so Fleetwood Brougham wagon which the Jalopnik guys spotted at Thunderhill, some kind of insane junk race, I'm getting a little weak in the knees.

Of course, it's probably not irrelevant to point out that this Cadillac is basically the upscale version of the 1977 Chevy Caprice Classic wagon I grew up--and learned to drive-in. And really, what says "increasingly transparent desire to relive a sugarcoated version of your own childhood" than suddenly wanting a slightly classier version of the giant, gas-guzzling land yacht you were once embarrassed to be seen in?

No sirree, I'm not gonna become my parents, uh-uh...

Caddy Wagon! [jalopnik via dt reader jt]
But see, it IS different: there are only six Cadillac station wagons! supposedly [stationwagon.com]

Previously: Cadillac to offer first station wagon since the Jackson 5ive

posted December 31, 2007 10:59 AM | add to del.icio.us | digg this

1 Comment

Looks an awful lot like a hearse to me.

And if you're going to drive a hearse, you may as well go right to Act II of Harold and Maude and get yourself a custom-modded Jaguar XKE hearse:

http://sbiii.com/ssjagpix/jaghears.jpg

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