I'm so behind. While I'm all, "use your words, honey," Neal Pollack's in the backyard teaching Elijah proper swordfighting technique and recreating his favorite scenes from 300. Though it's pretty sunny, not dark and ominous. And there's no bottomless pit or cliff for the Persian to get pushed off of [he doesn't even get thrown into the compost pile.] And thankfully, everyone keeps his shirt on.
The Battle of Thermopollack [offsprung.com]