A) Freakin' expensive at £24
B) Like nothing you couldn't make with $2, a trip to Ikea, and a pair of scissors
C) Unfortunately, too much like Abu Ghraib Guy
D) Freakin' awesome, if you can overlook C, which, if you're an American with a conscience, you presumably can't.
E) All of the above.
Ghost Towel, £24 [lazyboneuk.com via boingboing]