On the subject of snails, I'm neither here nor there, unless they're roasted in garlic butter, then I'm all for them. AJ, on the other hand, is to snails what Mark Twain is to jumping frogs.
We have no snails to race, and nowhere to get them. The closest animal thrill I can find to share with my urban kid is pointing out the rats scurrying along the third rail as we wait for the subway.
How To Host A Garden Snail Race [thingamababy]