And by parenting nirvana, I meant, of course, that your kid could go to the fridge, get you a drink, and bring it back, and the fridge wouldn't be left wide open or dumped all over the floor?
The kid achieved this important developmental milestone a couple of months ago, but I can't help worrying she might be a little delayed. So far, the only scientific research I can find is about mixing drinks.
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And some ice with that drink would be nice. Taking out the trash would be amazing.
We've used The Three Martini Playdate by Christie Mellor as a guide since before our daughter was born, but we don't yet trust her with the cocktail shaker.