Sorry, sometimes there are things you just can't not post:
EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.Watch for Daniel Blackner's new series, "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf," to appear on Nick Jr. beginning in Fall 2008.
Uh, Hoover is a trademark, people: British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover [yahoo/afp via gawker]
Circus of Horrors [circusofhorrors.co.uk, some pics sfw if you work in a skanky, naked circus]
Happens all the time in the UK, of course. Wonder what Americans get stuck to?