So Mark2000's post, "What's Wrong With Smiling Malfi?" shows up in my reader, and I'm thinking, "Uh-oh, another kid found out why Malfi's are sold to adults, because that cushy soft naugahyde isn't chew-proof." But no [well, yeah, there is that, actually, but it just adds character, I figure.], he's wondering why Smiling Malfi looks like he jes' stoled hisself dat watermelon from de massuh's patch. [Oh, thaaat. I just figured they were patterned after early 30's animation. sho nuff.]
What's Wrong With Smiling Malfi? [mark2000.com]
Oh SNAP! That's. messed. up.
Golliwogs are funny, life is inherently offensive, and you have no sense of humour or levity whatsoever.