Daddy Types, Daddy Packs, Daddy Eats Popsicle At Kid's Pre-school Class Party, Daddy Drives To North Carolina. We're heading out for the weekend, and early reports from the Outer Banks reveal that none of the neighbors have their WiFi set up yet, so posting may be sparse.
Feel free to talk amongst yourselves about the vegan couple I just saw sitting on the bench outside the circumcision clinic. The mom was chugging a bottle of Sam Adams while breastfeeding, and the dad was trying to lighten the load on their Bugaboo by throwing out the stacks of singles and twenties. No idea where the nanny was.
Also, if you're in New York City this weekend, your assignment is to shoot more photos of the giant Stokke ads on the sides of those doubledecker tourist buses. Bonus points for the Xplory ads on the other side. DT reader Elizabeth already got one, she gets full credit.
Also, don't forget the hat, the sunscreen, oh, and the remembrance of those who sacrifice their lives and families for the country. See you on the other side.
Sorry to hear that you got attacked by the vegans this week. Let's see, to fend off vampires, you hang garlic around your neck? Have you tried hanging some veal around your neck? Worth a shot, anyway.
I am glad that you're taking on circumcision too. Now, perhaps, those who have hounded me about mutilating my baby will come over here to have a chat with you.
But ignore all of that while you're on vacation. They'll be waiting for you when you get back.
And if you need a pit stop in Northern Virginia, we'll be around. Baking cupcakes.