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495] Hold the damn kid's damn hand, dammit. That's why they call it Times Square, New York City, people, because it's full of breakdancers.
10] Before you set the kid down to play, make sure the cobra's mouth is sewn shut.
1] Bring your own, because they don't have Pampers in India.