If you had gone to the Vinyl Toys Network Event in Pasadena last weekend, you could have gotten one of these "special release," made-by-hand jobs from Long Beach plush artist Shane Geil.
Apparently, it was a happy ending for the first 20 customers, who came away smiling, with all 11 inches of their plush sperm contained in a snugly fitted plush sheath. Oh wait, it was a plush envelope.
If you're interested in Shane's sperm, you can email him via his website. Give him a few minutes to rest, and I'm sure he'll be able to get you off the waitlist.
Shane Geil's website [purpleflavor.com]
Shane Geil's Plush Sperm To Explode @ VTN [vinylpulse.com]
Related: Zupton Came First? Hubert The Sperm, c.2005 [zupton.com]
And the award for most double entendres in a single post goes to...
Did you know that "geil" means horny in German? No, really!
[I have a friend whose band is Maxi Geil. I'm very sure he already knew what it meant. -ed.]
Actually, 'Geil' means 'cool' or 'great' in German... in Dutch/'Netherlandish' it means 'Horny'.
a friend's band is named MaxiGeil, so I guess it could go either way.