A 2.5-yo toddler from Braintree, Essex, England got a toilet training seat stuck on his head. His mom took him to the fire station, where the firemen lubed the kid's head and ears with dishwashing liquid and slid the seat off "nice as pie."
Boy gets toilet seat stuck on his head [reuters/yahoo via dt reader sara]
image: a_d3vill5h_1's flckr stream
other honorary members of the Braintree Brain Trust here, here, here, here, here, here and here.