A couple of days ago, dt reader Monica, inspired by "Irish twins," coined a term that, I think we all agree, must catch on immediately:
Brady Twins n. plural: Babies born within nine months of one another and sharing the same baby daddy.And while you're working on that, consider the case of one Ricky Lackey, a music producer in Cincinnati, who was being sentenced for depositing empty ATM envelopes, then withdrawing cash before the bank figured out what happened.
When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, “None, but I have six on the way.”The babies are due in August, September, and October. I think someone deserves a t-shirt.
A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. “Are you marrying a woman with six children?” she asked.
“No, I be concubining,” he said.