And you would be wrong. There's a vintage Jeep Grand Wagoneer owner crying into his single-malt scotch right now because of this.
If this one's too small, Winding Road has a bigger one. Of course, everyone has a bigger one than the driver of this monstrosity.
Hummer H3 Country Squire Edition [windingroad.com via jj daddy-o, as is the hummer/woody joke]