So how's the book going, you ask? [hey, thanks!].
Well, until new dad Matt Leinart totally threw off my chapter headings by making out with new mom Britney Spears, it was going great. Totally expected, though, since their kids are like six weeks apart.
Matt Leinart Nurses Ailing Shoulder with Glute Pinching Exercises, or as one commenter put it, "It IS Ass Day at Deadspin!" [deadspin]