Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson was arrested after she took her dog into Nieman Marcus in Scottsdale, AZ, but left her 2-year-old son in the car.
She had asked valet Quest Wolfe to keep an eye on her son, who was sleeping in the 2002 BMW with blackout windows. Wolfe's fellow valet, Tyler Gocken, called his mom to see if it wasn't wrong to leave a kid sleeping in the car. His mom was all, "Duh, yeah! Call security!"
Besides being a deep vein for the DT Namewatch to mine, this story is a great read, full of lines you'll read out loud to someone, only to find yourself reading the whole thing.
There is a silver lining, though, knowing that Mrs. Gocken raised her son right.
Police: Mom takes dog, leaves kid in car at mall [eastvalleytribune.com via dt reader ponch]