If you're like me, you were despairing over how you could ever properly convey to your newborn child the important, formative influence Saved By The Bell played in your life. Without, you know, bringing up Showgirls or the Screech sex tape.
Now you can share the passion--well, someone else's passion, anyway--for the show by buying The Worlds Largest & Best Saved By The Bell Collection! on eBay.
As the seller explains, "Parting with the worlds biggest collection of SBTB memorabilia is like taking a child away from me!"
Or at least it would be if anyone actually bids on it. Only 11 hours to go. [via waxy]