October 5, 2006

Terrible Allergic Reaction Behind Him, Terrell Owens Writes Children's Book

terrell_not_sharing.jpgAccording to the press release excerpt at GalleyCat, Dallas Cowboy wide receiver Terrell Owens' children's book [for 3-5yo's], titled Little T Learns To Share, "uses adorable illustrations and rhyming text to show one boy learning to share his new football with friends." It's Owens' way of "sharing with children the lessons he didn't learn as a child (and has had to painfully acquire as an adult)."

Two things he still hasn't learned to share, of course, are credit--the book's apparently ghostwritten by Courtney Parker and illustrated by Todd Harris--and painkillers. Little T wants some he can get a scrip from his doctor his own damn self. [Yes, I went there, how could I not? I wish Mr Owens a long, happy life and many sequels.]

update: Though reportedly not mentioned in the press release, Parker and Harris are credited on the book, which is available for pre-order on Amazon. One more valuable life lesson learned,

Terrell Owens' Real Kids' Book [galleycat]

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T.O. teaching kids how to share.... hrmph. Somebody go talk to Donovan McNabb about T.O.'s ability to share.

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