[image: splashnews via trent]
In completely unrelated news, I have received reports that a certain unidentified Cheetos spokeswoman has actually purchased a Bugaboo at Fred Segal. So even though it's unlikely, brace yourself for photos of her unidentified backup dancer husband pushing that rig. Because that's the way we roll around here.
I don't know if I should feel good or not when I read these things and have no idea who these people are...
I thought an animated cheetah was the spokesperson for Cheetos?
Oh, kaz, the backup-dancer husband was the real gimme.
Let me help out here, Kaz...think crying to Matt Lauer.
I just find it funny that the unidentified cheetos spokeswoman has to actually purchase one.
touche, 2DogsandABaby...touche.
Thanks all, but my wife finally gave me the answer. Of course, after she told me, I was all, like, "duh!"
[sorry, the whole point of these "unidentified local man" bits is to avoid that whole embarassing scenario. -ed.]