September 19, 2006

While Marlin Waits In The River, Marcus Wrestles The Squirming Baby In The Minivan

Marcus Melnick's wife wouldn't let him wear his favorite 17-pocket vest on safari to Jamaica because "it made him look like a tourist." But that all changed when he realized it could also function as a masculine diaper bag...
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FLASH: Everyone Who Should Has Now Spawned...

...And we've started on the next batch. At least that's the message I got when I read that Vice Magazine co-founder and skank-in-chief Gavin McInnes and his wife have had a lovely, be-goggled baby girl. Congratulations and welcome to Sophie...
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Papa Don't Lynch: I Wanna Keep Mein Kampf

Yeow. When they found out their 19-yo daughter's baby daddy is black, the Nicholas Kampfs tied her up and threw her into the car, so they could drive her to New York. Because I guess it's easier to get a...
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Moo Flickr MiniCards: I Just Made New DT Cards With These

Oy, I wish I would have known about this before Las Vegas. When I first whipped up some business cards [and I use the term "business" lightly] before attending the JPMA Convention in the spring, I tried to make...
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TMX Puts The "Eh" In Elmo

Ten years, and this is all they can come up with? A doll that still only does one thing: waves his arm and falls on the ground? Except for the addition of an off switch, I can't see how this...
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Pregnant Chicks Now Selling Cars, Beer*

Beer Ads* in Brazil, car show booth babes in Spain. Can boxing ring girls be far behind? It's Official. Hot Pregnant Women to Replace Stupid Men In Ads [adrants via gawker, who has more images] Seat Altea: The Family Sports...
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Sweet "My Sweet Dog" Pulltoy By Yoshitomo Nara

Japanese artist Yoshitomo Nara is well known for his paintings of slightly malevolent-looking children. Possibly evil, usually cute, definitely expensive. One of his other recurring themes, though, is puppies. Non-evil puppies. It's not a stretch at all, then, to...
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Posted by greg at 11:06 AM | Comments (1)

Secrets Of The Burp Catcher

No secret, actually, it makes sense as soon as you see it. The Burp Catcher is a burping cloth with a folded pocket on the bottom, which catches burps. Now you can get all Beavis & Butthead about it...
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