In other countries, when a boy suddenly needs to pee in front of a Lamborghini, parents just have to grab whatever container is at hand.
In the US, however, we're fortunate enough to have available The Tinkle Tube, from Baby Rock Apparel. It's a convenient, keepsake-quality plastic tube that turns any spot into an emergency toilet.
And even if you do manage to make it to the bathroom, the Tinkle Tube "prevents you from touching the child’s little soldier, which keeps you and the child clean."
"Little soldier?" That's right, the suggested use for the Tinkle Tube is as a penis extender. It's available in either 8-inch or 6-inch versions [which, if you actually measure them, are probably only 5 and 4 inches, respectively].
If only Tinkle Tubes could be monogrammed, so that your son can have a memento of the very first time his penis was considered too short. It's a memory that'll stay with him forever.
Tinkles Tubes are available in single, double, or triple packs, $5-12 [babyrockapparel.com via kaz at i hate snaps, who actually wants a boy so he can try these out]