Angry hipster Ryan:
Last weekend I was on my way to Riverside Skatepark when I very nearly walked right through a stream of urine being expelled from a toddler. I was walking down the sidewalk staring up at the trees when I saw something out of the bottom corner of my eye(toddler). Luckily I looked down just in time to jump out of the way of this pissing little pissant’s piss. The kid was standing in the grass while pissing onto the sidewalk! And his CPS-case-in-the-making of a father was standing right there beside him. I don't mean that I almost stepped in a puddle of pee, I mean that had I not jumped out of the way, this kid would have pissed directly on me.Dozens of pissed [off, if not on] comments later, an anonymous dad of a 4-yo explains why he's let his kid piss on the street five times so far: because the kid can't hold it:
Perhaps Mr. Pissed you should inquire and ask your mother about your peeing habits when you were first toilet trained to have a bit more compassion and understanding with this situation.The takeaway here for parents: don't let your kid pee on hipsters unless they really look like they deserve it.
Carry a jar with a good lid.
And my mother is dead.
Parents: Sidewalks Are Not Toilets For Children [via gawker]