Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does.I presume that Democrats are incensed and opposed to the Bush Administration's unprecedented pursuit of unchecked executive power, and that all those "make sures" are not intended to be as authoritarian as they sound. Where's the freakin' daddy in all this, and where's the page about Democrats making sure parents can earn a living AND take cae of their families?
Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Mommy does.
Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like Mommy does.
Zilber's only consolation--though it's one that won't help Why Mommy's sales--is that the "competition," Help, Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed is somehow even more humorless and doctrinaire. Better to leave the satire to The Daily Show and brainwashing children to the parents.