Sugar, Peanuts, Television, Dairy, even Mercury I can totally see. But I can think of an easy dozen t-shirt slogans I would've released before "X-Box Free Kid." Any suggestions?
Also, shouldn't these be in Spanish?
Update: best quote from Monkeyfilter's discussion on this: "After staying up all night with a teething child, I would buy one that simply says, 'Free kid.'"
[Something] Free Baby and [Something] Free Kid t-shirts, $18 [pleasedontfeedmykidsugar.com, seriously. thanks dt reader paul]