So some woman in Florida accidentally locks her baby in the van in a Wal-Mart parking lot, begs the shopping cart guy for help, he says talk to the manager. Eventually the manager says something along the lines of, "Hey, you're gonna have to clean up all that broken window glass. You can't just use a tire jack to break into a car to save your baby's life and just drive away..."
Consumerist's got the details, the Google Map view of the parking lot, and endless discussions and comments. Oy.
Update: Boiled Walmart Baby [consumerist]