Seriously, in one week the UK's Daily Mail runs stories called
With a beefy Irish nurse shouting, "Your baby is hungry! These are not for playing with now, girl! They're for feeding your baby!" and some laidback Italian earth mother coming in to save the day, almost every British stereotype has been covered. It's like there's an automatic babyhating article generator out there somewhere.
I think this calls for a headline contest, though. What'll the Daily Mail's mother/columnist be sorry about next week? [thanks to dt reader kenneth]