As you book your summer vacation, be sure to ask the hotel reservations agent if they have a complete supply of outdated or misassembled cribs for your child to sleep in. Also, check to see if they outfit their cribs with billowy adult-sized sheets, too.
But according to one investigation by a local NBC news reporter, travelers to College Park, Maryland, don't need to worry: there's a 4 out of 5 chance that hotels will have your deathtrap crib setup available.
Meanwhile, I can safely predict that about 100% of detailed safety-related questions asked during the reservations process will be answered favorably based on little or no access to actual facts on the ground.
This report was brought to you by Graco Pack'n'Play Traveling Cribs ["The only way you'll know for sure is if you bring all your own furniture."] And by Juliana at HotelChatter.com