The Daddle is a saddle for giving horsie rides. It's made of stuffed cotton in a beautiful paisley print to match your tie. Or your shawl. The kneepads [aka, "horseshoes for dad"] are sold separately.
All I can say is, it's about damn time. As this Helmut Newton photo from the 1976 issue of Cookie Magazine shows, Mommies have had horsie games all to themselves for far too long,