Well, that's the last time I ever get parenting news from Pitchfork.
Looks like the cable tv got shut off again at Sufjan's house, because the geek-rocker and his posse have taken to entertaining themselves by playing media hoaxes on the music website.
"Rocker?!" Sufjan now exclaims, "I barely even touched her. And no, there's no baby, and I'm not going to become a father. At least that I know of" Actually, what he said, was:
"First of all, [self-congratulatory comment about how nice his fans are deleted]All you Rosie fans who've started crocheting booties go back to playing Katamari now.
Secondly, the baby is a hoax. I had nothing to do with the baby hoax. I was as shocked as everyone else about the baby. Matthew's story was so convincing I almost believed it myself.
"Thirdly, something you need to know about Rosie is that she's really weird and she's really funny. So it's no surprise that she could pull this off, this imaginary baby. But the fact is, Rosie is not carrying my baby. As far as I know, we spent quality time in the studio, not in bed. If Rosie's pregnant, it's not my baby. Maybe it's Denison's baby. Maybe it's an alien baby. I don't know...
Previously: Michigan Musicians Mating