Jewish conspiracy? The only Jewish conspiracy I know is the one that kept me from finding out before now about this 10 Plagues of Egypt Plush Toy Set.
It includes, and I quote:
A spooky eyed drop of bloodYou may want to call to make sure the plagues'll arrive at your doorstep in time for Passover.
A Frog for frogs’Äîof course
A Giant Lice for lice.
Cow for cattle disease
Black Locust for locusts
A white satin lump of hail
A black cube of darkness
An icky boil on a piece of flesh!
A snarling lion's head for wild beasts
and last of all a very sad head - for death of the first born.
Best of all, they're 20% off. Because avoiding the plague of retail is the most important lesson of all.
Plush Plagues Bag
Includes all 10 plagues!
was $19.95, now $15.96 [judaism.com via dt reader marjorie]