So I'm doing some dishes while the wife is getting the kid ready for her bath, when I hear this laughter erupting from the living room.
"Go show your daddy."
I turn around to see my daughter run in and snap into a wide-legged stance like a sumo wrestler or a haka-dancing rugby player.
Then she starts pumping her legs and goes, "Like a swing!"
As she gets her rhythm, the pee-soaked diaper drooping down between her legs starts swinging back and forth. She's laughing hysterically.
I mean, I knew she was daddy's girl, but this I did not expect. [And before you ask, no, she did NOT learn this trick from me. I turned in my Chippendale's union card looong before she was born.]