The guy walks through a high school halway, and all the girls he passes check him out. They start with coy eye contact, but then their gaze lowers. When we finally see his face, whoa, that guy's kind of old for high school, isn't he? Then we see the young, hot teacher scoping him out, too. She rises from her desk and goes to meet him in her classroom doorway. Should she be hooking up with a student, even if he does look like he's been held back a couple of years--oh wait, there's a kid in a Bjorn on his chest. It's her baby daddy.
This 25-second indulgence of a guy's slightly Maxim-like fantasy of having a bunch of high school girls checking him owwwt was brought to you by the sweeet, sporty 6-passenger mini-minivan that's apparently hot for teachers, the Mazda5.