No sooner do I write about how cool these 80's punk bands were, than do I realize that, for all you young whippersnappers care, I might as well be pining for Lawrence Welk Onesies. So for all you MySpace types who can't imagine The MTV with actual music videos, here is a well-executed yellow Nirvana smile Onesie* for your consideration.
Also consider that you'll have a line item on your credit card statement--and a package delivered to your house by your postal carrier or UPS guy, who you'll have to see again--from an outfit called TrendyHats.com. Totally your call.
Nirvana Smile Onesie, $16.75 [trendyhats.com, also available in baby format: Bob Marley, Good Charlotte, Aerosmith (?), and the Beastie Boys. Korn is currently out of stock. Also, Hootie fans, keep on Googling!]
* Check with TrendyHats.com to see if it is, in fact, a Onesie-brand bodysuit as advertised. Onesie and Onesies are registered trademarks of Gerber Childrenswear, Inc., and you'd just as soon oil-wrassle with Courtney Love as get on the wrong side of Gerber's corporate counsel.