Drop what you're doing and join the melee. The whole celebrity industrial complex is en fuego today with the earthshattering news that the tabloid cover-hogging couple, Darren Aronofsky [freaky writer/director] and Rachel Weisz [the next Helena Bonham-Carter, only Jewish, and minus the crazy] have recently confirmed that they're having a kid.
In other breaking news, Aronofsky knows where Europe is. [Which works out, because his kid's gonna be half British]. Other than that, I got nothing.
Rachel Weisz: I'm Pregnant [alt hed: "Darren Aronofsky: See? I Can Too Score" people]
Rachel Who and Darren What?
In other breaking news, BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE ARE HAVING A BABY.
I think so highly of your dry sense of humor and finger-on-the-pulse timing, Greg, that I cannot help but think you deliberately headlined with this relatively obscure pregnancy as some kind of statement against the celebrity industrial complex.
Oops never mind - gotta stop reading top down.
Battle of the Celebr-o-babies slated for next year -- my money is on Dave Grohl & Jordyn Blum's kid kickin' some serious ass!
http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=168878730&p=y68879436
"Helena Bonham Carter...minus the crazy" Ha! Funny.