Drop what you're doing and join the melee. The whole celebrity industrial complex is en fuego today with the earthshattering news that the tabloid cover-hogging couple, Darren Aronofsky [freaky writer/director] and Rachel Weisz [the next Helena Bonham-Carter, only Jewish, and minus the crazy] have recently confirmed that they're having a kid.
In other breaking news, Aronofsky knows where Europe is. [Which works out, because his kid's gonna be half British]. Other than that, I got nothing.
Rachel Weisz: I'm Pregnant [alt hed: "Darren Aronofsky: See? I Can Too Score" people]