Metrodad was surfing around Wal-Mart.com, [See? Even with the whole Dadcentric thing, he's still Metrodad from the block, people.] where he found this sweet and/or desperately wrong in so many ways Fisher-Price Power Wheels Cadillac Escalade [with "all the bling of the real thing"!] I'll promise to buy one for the kid as soon as Wal-Mart shows a white girl driving a black boy around in it.
It got me to wondering if that was really the best/worst toy car you could buy for your kid, and of course, it's not. I had in mind the battery-powered BMW Z4 or the Porsche Boxster, both by Berchet, a leader in obnoxious children's versions of adult toy cars.
But we're in a different world now, and those cars are all so November 14th. Because Berchet also makes a toy version of the Ferrari Enzo, which is the car Penny Lancaster drove fiance, Rod Stewart's sample to the sperm bank in. $539.99 at Amazon/Toyscamp.com
[update: Roger posted a link to the ACTUAL toy BMW I saw that made me think the yuppie apocalypse was coming, it's much better/worse, depending on your opinion of BMW's. It's also only $80 at bmwonline.com.]