What, is sperm graded on a curve now?
Actor/director/all-around prick Vincent Gallo is selling his sperm, preferrably to a blonde, blue-eyed Jewess--but not to anyone with a dark complexion, sorry--for $1 million:
Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt.The funny thing about sperm samples is, you never really know. I mean, until 2000, most people thought that Papa Bush was going to hold onto the #1 least worst pick title forever. Gallo just saw an opportunity to make his move.
BUY NOW Vincent Gallo's Sperm - $1 million [vgmerchandise via tmn]