Guess which one Madonna is.
Madonna talks of her mission to be "part of the solution" by imparting her parenting wisdom to some British fashion magazine. Save your shillings, though, because the Daily Telegraph's Neil Tweedie [yes] has graciously mocked it for us:
As for the box, forget it. "My kids don't watch TV," she said. "We have televisions but they're not hooked up to anything but movies. TV is trash. I was raised without it. I didn't miss anything. TV is poison."What, "and look how I turned out"??
Madonna on the evils of milk and 'trash television' [telegraph uk, via robotwisdom]