Did you know:
- that before nearly ruining the filming of Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now, Marlon Brando played Superman's father, Jor-El?
- that Nicolas Cage's given name is Coppola? Nephew.
- that Cage was once slated to play Superman in a Tim Burton remake?
Does any of this help explain how he and his wife decided to name their son Kal-el Coppola Cage? Not at all, but I just throw it out there. Congratulations, Cages.
[update: "Imagine you're named after Superman, and you suck at baseball." -Jon Stewart]