Some couple somewhere named their kid Lucifer. Even if you're the Biggest Stones Fan, Ever, this still seems like an unnecessarily cruel thing to do in these theocratic times. Unless, of course the kid is destined to lead the forces of darkness against the good people of the earth, then it makes perfect sense. Sucks for the rest of us, though.
[via parents behaving badly, includes comments about Adolf]
I recall a couple in NYC named their child Dwarf. Not as impactful as Lucifer, but y'know I think it's more cruel.