Apparently, part of the entertainment for birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese is a promotional video produced by the Department of Defense showing happy, shiny soldiers in Iraq handing out candy to happy, shiny children and standing around happy, shiny tanks and happy, shiny planes. The restaurant's animatronic puppets nod along as they watch the video, then turn to the kids, as if seeking their excited opinion.
Now who can get upset about that? Only someone who hates America. And children. And candy.
Babes in Warland [truthout.org, via interesting-people]