ACK! THE BABY OR THE FURS?
Don't choose, now keep both!
10 QUICK CLEANING TIPS
According to a Conde Nast source who's no doubt already nursing several eating disorders of her own, when the editors showed the debut issue of the buy-your-kid's-way-to-coolness magazine, Cookie to the big man, S.I. Newhouse, his comment was as clear as it was predictable: "I think that baby's too fat."
Check out the full email leak at Gawker. And put down that Cookie.