That kids a lightweight compared to my baby. So much for Beck's modeling career. (Although he does stick his hand in his mouth and gag himself...)

Unfortunately, my 9-month old daugher read Si's comments. As an aspiring future Conde Nasty, she's now sworn only to feed herself wheat grass, vodka martinis and veggie burgers from the Gansevoort Hotel. I fed her a bottle of formula last night and I think I heard herself purging herself in her crib afterwards.

I guess it's true. Even as a baby, you can never be too rich or too thin. What a sick city we live in.

The baby's cute. The font on the title, not so much.

While I don't like veggie burgers, I am a vegetarian, and I do think it is a little unfair lumping veggie burgers in with wheat grass and martinis...

But that's just me.

Actually, you can order whatever you want; you just can't eat it. Feel free to push it around the plate a little, though.

My daughter already does that... but on her tray, not a plate.. and with her hand, not a fork..

Oh, and can I spit it out all over daddy's last pair of clean work pants? Or throw it on the floor?

Cute baby, dreadful hat. And I agree with Chris on the font. My baby is a chunker, and I like him that way. Anyone who thinks that baby is too fat is a jackass. The underlying premise of this magazine makes me feel ill...