So Luke & Loz are in Sydney and are expecting their first kid in September. Never mind the kid's name, that's no big deal. But Luke emailed asking for suggestions or advice on naming the kids store they're planning to open.
See, apparently, they and their friends are "amazed at how crap all the kids gear is," so they're opening a store to sell the
crappest coolest imports from the US, EU, and Japan.
If you can think of any kids store names that you don't want money for, or have naming technique suggestions, or maybe some cautionary tales for what not to name their Crap Emporium, Luke has offered to shovel some hot steaming crap merchandise your way.
[update: I have informed that just because it's on the opposite side of the world, "crap" does not mean the opposite in Autralia as I previously thought. Apparently Luke & Loz are going to open a kids store featuring "dope imports" instead. My bad. And by "bad," I mean bad "bad," not good "bad." See, in the US-- never mind. Just help a brother out down under.]