I hope for Moby's future son's sake, he is gay, because otherwise, the kid'll grow up with all these expectations he can't meet that are put on him by his parents and society; he'll feel all different inside and wonder if there's something wrong with him; he'll get teased by other kids in the GLSEN meetings in high school; and then in college, after a drunken encounter with some Chi Omega chick, he'll come to the stinging realization that, in fact, he's straight, and he'll have to find a way to come out to his dad, while worrying that his dad'll be disappointed in him.
Or maybe all the soy milk will have an effect. Because after all, vegans and the Chinese are all gay, right?
Moby wants gay son[worldnetdaily, via towleroad]
updated link: Moby doesn't want son to be a gay-bashing mook. [planetout]
[update: You know what, those WorldNetDaily people piss me (and many of you) off. Surprise, surprise, they took Moby's quote about gay babies and soy milk totally out of context. In fact, the larger context is Moby telling about getting gay-bashed, and it rightly condemns meathead heteros and their bigoted, violence-fostering worldview. Moby's actual point, I think, is that he doesn't want his kid growing up to be a gaybasher. To WorldNetDaily fans and editors, I say, cast the beam out of your own eye first, folks. Day-um.]