YOW, Baby Chic 101 really works over Heidi Klum and her baby step-daddy/baby daddy-to-be Seal...for shopping at Target: "Heidi is shown holding Target baby clothing (I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth), and various baby bottles while Seal carts around one of the most unsafe types of baby walkers on the market."
I can't figure out how to link directly to Patty's post, but if you want to know what Patty really thinks, just search her March 2005 archive for the phrase, "that ho Heidi Klum."
This is where I have to stand up for Seal, who seems to be taking the daddy thing very seriously. As for Target, the only socks we could find that actually stayed on the kid's infant feet were the Target-only Carter 6-packs, so word.
And Heidi? Seems like she just got fired from her own baby clothes company for being pregnant [granted, the company--which doesn't mind arguing with a pregnant woman--says she missed a planning meeting.