I can't believe I haven't posted this before. Fetopia
is was not only the home of the original Cletus the Fetus, but of a small, small world of feti, all handmade from sculpey clay and ready for...well, I bought about twenty of them last year for no reason, and I still can't figure out what to do with them. They come with holes, so you can thread them like beads, or without; and now they're available in a beautiful mosiac of skin tones.
I DO know that they were unwelcome lying around the coffee table while my wife was pregnant. For some reason, she did not think a little bug-eyed clay fetus in a sombrero was a helpful visual. But they're so cuuuuuute. And now several of the ones I bought last year have been retired, so I'm sure they'll be a great investment.
Buy fistfuls of feti, including the feti of the world at fetopia.net
Buy feto-embedded soap at fetosoap.com
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[ed. note: thanks for the heads up in the comments, fetopia is defunct, but you can still see the feti of the world c. 2007 at the Web Archive.]